This Glossary should help you understand computer terms much more easily!!!
 
640 K barrier - The finish line in a mega-marathon.
Access Time - Foreplay.
Analog - What Ana tosses on to the fire.
Assembly Language - put Tab A into slot B, then put Tab C...
Audit trail - What the IRS does.
Bandwidth - Limited by the size of the stage they are playing on
Battery Backup -going in reverse in a golf cart.
BBS - T-telling T-tall S-stories.
Benchmark - What happens when your saw hits the bench.
Broadband - All female rock group.
Cache Memory - remembering how much you spent.
Carrier Detect - "I See the Mail Man "
CASE - 24 bottles
Control Character - Prison Guard
Conventional Memory - Remembering what you did at the convention
Copy Protection - Wearing a condom.
copyright - vs copy wrong.
Cursor - garbage mouth
daisy chain - a leash for dogs named Daisy.
DAT - opposite of DIS
Delimiter - person who says " Dat's enough".
Density - How to measure IQ
Dhrystones - opposite of Whetstones.
DIP switch - How my sister gets a new boyfriend.
Dot pitch -" Dorothy winds up and delivers a slow ball".
EBCDIC - Similar to herpes
EMS - Prior to PMS
end user - prison cell mate
escape sequence - Distract the guards, dig tunnel, cut thru' fence.....
Ethernet - used to catch etherbunny.
Fixed disk - not broken any more.
flashEPROM - as opposed to dull prom.
Flat bed Scanner - Hooker looking for change
flat file - file with all the air let out
full duplex - a 2 bed house with 16 occupants.
groupware - clothes swapping
hacker - someone with smoker's cough
half-height drive - a midget's sexual capability.
hand scanner - singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings.
heap - old car
high density disk - very stupid floppy
hypertext - word on amphetamines.
ink jet - used for sky writing
joystick - aww you know!!
local bus - goes anywhere that's local
low-level language - from the gutter
high-level language - spoken by the hoi polloi
machine dependency - computer addiction
mainframe - akin to main squeeze
modem - what gardeners do to lawns
overlay - when chickens make too many eggs
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
Pentium - The thing that swings to and fro on the clock
plotter - a deceitful person
Protected memory - Remembering to wear a condom
right justified - vs. wrong justified
Software piracy - stealing a ship's programme
Spreadsheet - hooker's foreplay
Subroutine - daily actions of submarine
Surge protector - a condom
trackball - What sprinters and runners get if they don't wear support!
Twisted pair - see above
Work sheet - Hooker's work area
Y-Modem - Because